note to self

self: sending a text to your best friend saying that you just farted for the first time, where lying about it was clearly not an option, in front of your daughers, who thought it was hilarious, will most likely be read by said best friend's 8 year old daughter, who will then say, "mommy? you got a text from raina." pause. "and it was funny." great. now everyone knows that moms do, in fact, fart.

note to every other mom out there: do you fart in front of your kids? i have always been able to play it off, like, "oh that? that was just the house making noises again," or "i just moved the chair and it sounded like a toot! isn't that funny??" and luckily for the naivity of my children, they totally bought it. everytime. plus, i told them that mom's never fart.