"does this make my ass look big?" and instead of just throwing up on me with "no, your ass makes your ass look big", he says, "i think you look hot."
he thinks total genius. i think total avoiding the question here. and he thinks, dodged that one. and i think, if you had said yes i would have drop-kicked then b*tch-slapped you faster than you could say just kidding and if you had said no, you have a nice one well, then i still would have drop-kicked you. repeatedly.
then i think, total genius. i'm a total. genius.
clever! such a loaded question. unfair to the men, even if we really want the honest answer. (which i do. i'd rather know and change.)
ReplyDeletei'd rather know as well but truth is if my ass "looks" big it's probably because it is & then it's not going to matter what i put on. unless i wear my usual goth fatigues.
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